The 5 Reasons Why I Hate Drug Stores

1) They make me walk in circles looking for what I want.

2) The people who work in them all act like they're medicated. (Have you every seen someone at Duane Reade smile? Me neither.)

3) They carry 50 kinds of deodorant, but never the one I want.

4) They take 45 minutes to fill your prescription.

5) They make me feel like a crystal meth dealer every time I buy sinus medication. (All I want is relief. Do I really need to produce a driver's license, write down my address, and sign my name? Seriously, in most states, it's easier to buy a gun.)

I hope that someone else sees the folly in this and sets to work on building a better drug store. Just look what Whole Foods did for grocery shopping. If you pull it off, I promise to do all my shopping with you. In the meantime, I'm going to see what I can do about this headache. Duane Reade aspirin? It doesn't seem to help.